Wednesday, July 28, 2010

mommas and gangstas

while doing my motherly duties today (teehee, duties! yes, i'm a ten year old boy) i started thinking about the similarities between gangbangers and moms. (i know, i'm weird, don't judge) and i thought I should share them. so, with further ado, here's the top 5 differences in mommas and gangstas.

1. gangstas stash drugs and money in various locations around their houses.

mommas stash diapers, wipes and butt cream in various locations around their houses.

2. gangstas wear do rags (sp??) on their heads to represent their gang's colors.

mommas wear do rags to keep their rat's nest hidden from the world.

3. gangstas will shank someone for messing with their homie.

mommas will shank someone for messing with their secret stash of chocolate.

4. gangstas roll through their hood blastin the latest hip hop album.

mommas roll through their hood blastin the latest nick jr. album.

5. gangstas scatter at the sight of po pos.

mommas scatter at the sight of poo poo.

to sum it all up, mommys are tough bitches, yo. and, i'm the whitest girl on the planet.

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2 comments:

Chrisy Bates said...

Yo! This is some funny "PooPoo"!love it!

B said...

Ha! Hilarious! And so true. Mommies are some tough bitches!

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