Oh yes, you read that right. Toddlers & Tiaras. The glitz, the glitter, the glamour. The big hair and even bigger attitudes. I love it all. It's like my crack. Well, that, and shopping.
Anypageants, last night didn't disappoint. They brought the crazy. Hell, they even tied it up in a pretty, glitzy bow.
My favorite stars of last night's show were Alaska and Braxton. A brother and sister duo who compete against each other. Not only for the Supreme Title, but for momma's attention as well. Braxton is what his mom calls a "very pretty boy". She keeps his hair longer and even said she could put his hair in pigtails and have him compete as a girl. Someone's been sipping the crazy koolaid! Now, the daughter, Alaska, is a very pretty little girl. But her mom says she's very "cookie cutter" since she's blonde haired and blue eyed, and basically says her son would beat her daughter in a pageant any day. She even goes as far as saying she hopes Alaska "accepts defeat or failure” if she loses. Crazy momma say whaaaa!? She bleaches the kids teeth and tints Alaska's blonde eyelashes. She's pretty much the Gary Busey of pageant moms.
Even the dad dips his feet in the crazy pool this week. When Braxton goes in for a haircut the dad is the one who critiques the cut and Alaska chimes in and says the he's the "hair manager". At this point I was pretty much in love with this family for bringing such a hot mess into my living room.
Now, I'm not going to tell y'all what the outcome of the pageant was, just in case someone wants to watch the episode, but I will say that there is a ton of drama! Everything from crappy hair stylists to musical mishaps, and the crowing is sure to shock you!
Ok, I'm off to practice the pageant wave with my daughter. I kid, I kid. Mostly. ;-)
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