Did you venture out into the cold this morning to join the mobs of people at the department stores? Maybe you've been out since midnight? Or, even worse, ten o'clock last night?
For the record, if you did, I think you're bat shit crazy.
Now, listen, I love y'all. I really, really do. But there is no way in hell I would have spent my Thanksgiving night running through a store like a kid hyped up on pixie sticks. That just ain't happenin. And I love the warmth of my bed waaaay too much to get up at 2 in the morning just to hit up Target for the "It": toy of the season. I'm all for saving money, but that's just crazy to me. So, unless you spent all of last night in the comfort of your bed, (or maybe someone else's, I'm not judging!) then I think you are certifiable.
With that being said, let it be known that come Cyber Monday, my clicking finger is ready to fire!