Friday, July 13, 2012

Is This What You're Looking For?

Like any crazy obsessed normal blogger, I check my stats from time to time. Ok, quite often. OK, fine, on a daily basis. I like to be in the know, dang it! Anywho, from time to time some real gems come up in the Google search terms. And yes, there has been a time or two where the search term has been really quite frightening as the mother of a little girl, but for the most part, they're harmless. And sometimes pretty funny. So, when I checked my weekly stats yesterday, I figured I'd take a screen shot and help some of those Google searchers out!

1.) Hot Dad
Which one are you looking for?

This one?

This one?

Or this one? This one, right? Yeah, he is pretty good lookin!

2.) I'm too scared
What are you scared of? All we have to fear is fear itself, right? So, suck it up, and don't be scared. It'll all work out in the end.

3.) Goal Getting
Here are my goals, but if that's not what you're looking for, maybe this will help?

4.) Toddler Cowgirl Party
This will help. Or, ya know, you could just hire me to plan your party. I do own an event and children's party planning business, after all!

5.) Zac Efron saying hello
How's that?

6.) Awkward poses on couch
Listen, I'm not sure what you're looking for, and I'm not sure my blog can help you. Yes, I am awkward from time to time, but I normally don't pose on my couch. I sit on it. In a non-posing way. Maybe you should try looking somewhere else. Sorry.

7.) Birth day princess weheartit
What? I don't even.... first of all, birthday is one word. Secondly, yes, I am the princess on my birthday, but what's that got to do with weheartit? 

8.) Black and white kitchen towels
Here's a few ideas.

9.) Cheap black and white damask kitchen towels
Well, first of all, let me say that I am all for saving money, but I personally feel like you shouldn't skimp on kitchen towels. You want them to last, right? Anyway, check out the answer above, you may find what you're looking for there.

10.) Don't know what to do on birthday party
Seriously, just hire me! Or, you can shoot me an email (ohheyitsj{at}gmail{dot}com) and I'd be more than willing to help you come up with an idea.

OK, I hope this helps all of you searchers out a bit!

Have a great weekend love bugs, and come back tomorrow for some Saturday Sensationals!


Joyness Sparkles said...

Hahahahahahahahaha!!! That is too funny and yes, I know how you feel. I look at those keywords to and just shake my head. :)

Have a great weekend!

Mason's Mama said...

Great post!!!!! Happy Friday, Friend!

Sandra said...

I didn't know you ran your own party planning business. Very cool!!

Mrs. K said...

haha! I should do this...although I doubt the gazillion people who land on my blog by typing "fat girl with belly button piercing" really want my help by showing them a photo! LOL

Kenj said...

This is too funny, I love the random stuff that comes up on mine...Zac Efron saying hello...that's a good one!

mylittlebecky said...

You're so helpful! :)

Makaila said...

LOL, sooo funny!

How the heck do you know what your key words are anyway??!

notyouraveragecrazy said...

HAHA those are too funny! I didn't even know you did kids' parties. I'm trying to convince my kid that he'd rather have more presents than a big party. ;)

jennifer wood said...

hahaha... love! ok. we seriously need to talk about blogging.

Amanda said...

Looking at my search terms in one of my very favorite forms of entertainment. I once posted a picture of myself at two years old and wondered why squishy thighs weren't so cute at thirty. Two years later I get hits every week on "squishy thighs".

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